The Cathedral City of Ely in Cambridgeshire, England

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Who the hell is John Glover?

John was born in the Humble Spud in Little Downham in January 1963 during an episode of Steptoe and Son.

He was schooled in Little Downham and Littleport before embarking on a glittering career with British Rail. When he’d burnt himself out working for the railroad he transferred his talents to a grateful BT, where, like his trousers, he still turns up.

When not helping to keep the nations railway signalling systems and phones in a high state of readiness over the past 25 years, John has played football to a low standard, ‘vocalised’ for local cult band The Approachable Pigeons, been a school governor,broken 100 at golf, written an episodic novel ‘Cauliflower Drove’ and was a columnist for The Green Un football paper for two seasons. His keen interest in beer, reading and whacking a white ball with a stick has been kept in check by his wife and two daughters who all live in a badly maintained house in Littleport.

John has two websites: Cauliflower Drove and Ely FC

John's Articles

Ely, Your Football Club Needs You!

A Plea To The Citizens of Ely In the 70’s when I was still a [continued]

Ely Folk Festival 2007 Review

There's an old Neil Young album recorded at some Mudfest or other in the 70's [continued]

How To Win Euro 2008 On The Cheap

This hasn’t anything to do with Ely but after last night’s game I was determined [continued]

Details Of Ely Folk Festival 2007

With memories of the 2006 Ely Folk Festival still fresh in the mind, it’s time [continued]

Ely Folk Festival 2006 - Review

Once again the Ely Online Folk Boy Three got our annual dose of Folk at [continued]

Ely’s Forgotten Bands: Higher Breed

This feature was originally scheduled for inclusion in the 1st edition of a local magazine [continued]

Ely City FC - Friendlies

Even though we're only one match into the Test Cricket series, football is starting again. [continued]

Ely Folk Weekend 2005 - A Review

Once again the Ely Online Folk Boy Three (plus new recruit, Holly), got our yearly [continued]

Ely Folk Weekend 2005 Is Here!

Ely Onliners of the past few years may have seen my dodgy reviews [2000/02/03/04] of [continued]

Horizontal Hold

Day Two of my football specials. I promise to talk about a wider variety of [continued]

Robin Reliant

I support Ely City. When people ask me why, I say; because I’m a glory-hunter. No, [continued]

Bull Shaving

With Whitsun fast approaching I'd like to share something with you all that I read [continued]

Bird On A Wire?

With the last votes being counted at great speed by inky-fingered civil servants, you'd reasonably [continued]

‘X’ Marks The Spot

People of Ely - use your vote wisely. Whether your colours are Red, Blue, Orange [continued]

Steamin’ & A Rollin’

Morning - welcome to a damp squib of a Wednesday morning (or Tuesday if you're [continued]

The Cup That Cheers

Ely City FC lifted the Ridgeons League First Division Knock-Out Cup yesterday afternoon. The Robins [continued]

Ely Folk Weekend 2004 - A Review

This, the 19th Ely Folk Weekend, was the fourth to be held at the Outdoor [continued]